Donyelle Jones: An Inspiration

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

How You Know If You Love Donny ...

I got this idea from the fox forums ("You know if your obsessed with SYTYCD/Benjelle")about a month ago .. and now, I'm finally writing it.
You know you love Donyelle Jones if ...
~You accidentally call one of your friends, "Donny" on the phone, when her name is Tara
~You can't say the name "Danielle" anymore without pronouncing it "Don-i-elle"
~You find yourself thinking about getting a lip piercing
~You spent the majority of two hours on the phone voting for her
~You have a sudden interest in becoming a "musical theater junkie"
~You find yourself choking your boyfriend around the neck (VFW)
~You hate the quickstep with a passion
~You imagine what it's like to dance on a broken toe
~You find yourself singing "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls
~You busted your ankle trying to imitate the Pop/Jazz routine
~You thought of buying the movie, "Be Cool" just to see her as a featured dancer
~You mispronunced 'Vienesse Waltz'
~You want to get your hair done just like her
~You have seen every routine she's done
~You like to call yourself "Transformer .. because every week you transform ... "
~You love Brian Friedman for a well-deserved standing ovation
~You have pictures of her on photo bucket
~You love Benji for making her laugh and giving wonderful hugs
~You cried during Donyelle's departure in the finale
~You wondered why Donyelle's family and friends were in the back of the auditorium
~You cried when Donny was crying for Benji
~You almost cried when Donyelle was being shoved by the Top 20 contestants while trying to give Benji a hug
~You spent an hour or more defending Donyelle on the fox forums
~You wonder how it is physically possible for someone to be that gorgeous :)
~You wouldn't mind borrowing all of the outfits she has worn on the red carpet
~You thought of buying combat boots (think, first hip hop solo)
~You believe that Donyelle should be a Dancer/Actress/Singer/Model
~You are suffering from withdrawls because she won't be dancing every Wed. night
~You watched the Teen Choice Awards just to see her and the other contestants
~You wish you had her laugh
~You know her birthday (July 3rd)
~You wonder if Benji got her a present (her b-day was on a monday taping)
~You threw things at the T.V. during the 2nd Broadway judging
~You wish Benji would have knocked out Nigel and Mary for not complimenting Donyelle too (Hip hop2)
~You threw things at the T.V. during the VFW2
~You were mad at Benji for chest-bumping Donyelle when she obviously wanted a hug (VFW2)
~You call yourself 'Quiet Fire'
~You wish the camera would focus on her more during the group dances
~You called your mother, "Donny" by mistake (I just did that a few minutes ago!!!)
~You thank God that she didn't quit dancing
~You thank God that she auditioned for the show
~You thank God she made it to the top four
~You contributed to the 36,000+ posts in the Donyelle Folder at the Fox forums
~Whenever you see champagne, you think of her
~You thought of naming your new pet, "Donny, Donyelle, or Benjelle"
~The color green makes you think of her
~You visited this blog
~You start matching orange tops and brown bottoms together
~You actually disscussed who had the better booty, Donyelle or Benji? (I did that today at idolforums.com!)
~You wish the costume people would have put on her earring tight enough and pulled her ponytail tight enough for the finale
~You know she brought Sexy Back ~You love Jason for cheering her on
~You love Ivan for pushing Benji towards her after he won the finale and she couldn't get a hug ~You hate Stanlislav and Jamyz for then pulling Benji backwards and ramming Donny's face into his shoulder
~You tried the leg switch from 'Cuchi Cuchi' with no partner
~You watched Fergie's London Bridge at the Finale and imagined Donyelle in a front/back mask
~You practiced all of 'Cuchi Cuchi' with no partner
~You have made a montage
~You wish a guy would do a cartwheel over your booty
~You call yourself Jenny from 'Forrest Gump'
~You went to a costume shop and tried on a pink flapper dress
~You would smack your boyfriend if he ever dared to rip up your phone number
~You love Mia Michaels for crying when Donny departed
~You love Mia Michaels for saying, "Oh my God. Divas. Diva's live. On the stage. Yes. You are. Right here."
~You sprained your neck trying to copy 'You Can't Stop the Beat'
~You actually watch the T.V. in slow motion when Donyelle comes on
~You would start a witchhunt for Nigel if she wasn't on the tour
~You find yourself checking blogs every 15 minutes for new information
~You slowly sink into depression because none of the blogs have been updated (lol .. thanks bajandancer for the last two!)
~You want to punch Nigel in the face for splitting Benjelle up (Donny cried)
~You want to strangle the costume people for thinking the pineapple dress with bloomers underneath was a good idea
~You wonder how the show would have been different if she did not hurt her toe
~You memorized her goodbye speech (Thanks cait for the last four)
~You never want to hear Jean Marc Genereaux beep box again!! (lol .. off topic)
~You write Benjelle fan fictions
~You read Benjelle fan fictions(thanks Daphne!)
Lol .... That's all for now, but keep coming back 'cause I'll be adding more right before the Jean Marc one. I hoped you enjoyed it!

8 Comments:

  • LOL OMG ALL ARE SOO TRUE!!
    sooo sooo true ... well except the one about making a montage cuz i don't know how to! lol
    but i'll substitute that for:

    If you have a folder dedicated in My Pictures to Donyelle/Benjelle with countless videos and pics frum all over.

    oh and...

    if u find urself checking blogs every 15 mins to find out the latest bit of info and then u get really sad wen nuthing new has been added.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:56 AM  

  • Lol ... I'm adding that last one. It's so true. Thanks for your input! Lol ... I'm laughing pretty hard. :D

    By Blogger Jo-Dean, at 2:11 AM  

  • I have a couple more, so you can add them if you like.

    + You want to strangle the costume person who decided that the pineapple dress was a good idea.

    + Everytime you hear 'London Bridge' by Fergie, you think of two-sided masks and get creeped out.

    + You wonder what would've happened if she hadn't hurt her toe.

    + You wanted to punch Nigel in the face for splitting up Benjelle (which made Donny cry).

    + You've memorized her goodbye speech.

    The list was amazing though... I can't believe how many of them were actually really true. =)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:53 AM  

  • lol! I totally can't say Danielle anymore!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:41 AM  

  • Thanks Cait, I'll be adding 'em.
    And lol, anonymous. I can't say "Danielle" anymore either. And that's my cousins name!

    By Blogger Jo-Dean, at 1:39 PM  

  • Oh, these are so cute!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:01 PM  

  • These are so great and true. I do most of the things ur saying.

    I also have one you can add:

    If you start reading fan fictions about benjelle.

    Very Joyed teen

    daphnee

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:25 PM  

  • Thanks Daphne *added*

    By Blogger Jo-Dean, at 6:16 PM  

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